A mother asked her son, “Sweetie, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“Mom, I wanna be an arsehole.”
“Arsehole? How come?”
“Cos all the cool chicks from school love one.”
A guy in Melbourne
met a guy who’s a friend of his friend from Adelaide.
His friend later asked him, “How was it? What did you think of him?”
“Oh, it was real cool. I thought he was total mad.”
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